ZU Magazine is a publication of ZU Media. Below is an article from Issue 4, “Character.”
Staff Writer | Jonah Minnihan
There’s no doubt that shows from the early 2000s have shaped who we are, so let’s take a look back at some of the most memorable characters from our generation. From energetic bosses to classic cartoons, these characters monopolized our childhoods.
In typical radio-style, I’ll begin from 10 and work my way to number one.
10. Simon Cowell – “American Idol”
Diving V-necks aside, Cowell’s creative insults and eye for talent led him to be known as America’s top talent judge in the early 2000s. For your nostalgic appreciation, here are a couple of Cowell’s greatest one-liners:
“If I were you, I’d phone up the war department and volunteer your services because you just invented a new form of torture.” – Simon Cowell, “American Idol,” unknown season.
“Are you taking singing lessons? Who’s your teacher? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue her.” – Simon Cowell, “American Idol,” Season 1.
9. Lorelai Gilmore – “Gilmore Girls”
Played by: Lauren Graham
The most-loved single mother on TV gained popularity because of the witty back-and-forth banter between her and daughter, Rory, and among the rest of the residents of Stars Hollow. Netflix’s four-episode revival of the show in November of 2016 boasted six million viewers in the first three days. It’s safe to say that I’m not alone when I claim Lorelai is one of the best.
8. Bill Nye – “Bill Nye The Science Guy”
It was always a good day at school when the teacher rolled out the TV and put on a Bill Nye episode. He made science cool, and for that I will forever be thankful. He was entertaining in middle school and remains relevant today as he works with the likes of Tyler, the Creator, YG and owns one of the best Twitter accounts around, @BillNye.
7. Stewie Griffin – “Family Guy”
Played by: Seth Macfarlane
The highly intelligent baby set on destroying the world quickly became the star of “Family Guy” because of his harsh and witty humor. As the pessimist and cynic of the family, Stewie is the anchor of the show; his stabbing comments and short temper have kept audiences laughing to this day.
6. Leslie Knope – “Parks & Recreation”
Played by: Amy Poehler
Leslie Knope seems like a boss you would love and hate to have. Her endless dedication to the town of Pawnee, IN, and her affection for her coworkers makes her the perfect Deputy Director of “Parks and Recreation,” and the perfect character for our number six spot.
5. Jerry Seinfeld – “Seinfeld”
Played by: Jerry Seinfeld
Though the show ended only a few years after most of us were born, “Seinfeld” continued to air regularly long after its finale in 1998. Being highly regarded as one the greatest television shows ever, and peaking at 33.24 million viewers for the season seven finale, it would be a crime to leave Jerry out of the running for one of TV’s best characters.
4. Rachel Green – “Friends”
Played by: Jennifer Aniston
Though there wasn’t an obvious protagonist in “Friends,” Green was an early fan favorite for her naivety, humor and stunning looks. Her popularity grew as the seasons progressed and catapulted Jennifer Aniston into the incredible career she has now.
3. Homer Simpson – “The Simpsons”
Played by: Dan Castellaneta
Everyone’s favorite family man is the star of the longest running primetime television series. Over the now 29 seasons, Homer has maintained his dopey yet loveable personality throughout all of his adventures with Marge and the rest of the family.
2. Michael Scott – “The Office”
Played by: Steve Carell
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott, Season 2, Episode 6.
The Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin in Scranton, PA, accomplished just that with his unconventional leadership tactics and countless, quotable lines. All of this led to Steve Carell earning a Golden Globe in 2006 and his nomination for many more awards since then.
1. Spongebob Squarepants – “Spongebob Squarepants”
Played by: Tom Kenny
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? This adorable sponge takes the top spot on the list. The Spongebob theme song and humor played a large part in many of our most formative years. He is popular and entertaining to children while remaining amusing and engaging to adults. I mean, come on, it’s still one of the funniest shows out there. With his unforgettable laugh, wild adventures and witty comedy interwoven throughout, it’s tough to give the number one spot to anyone else.