McKenna Eisenga | Staff Writer

Self-driving cars, alarm clocks that speak, a personal robot researching what we do not know. It’s unbelievable what inventions the great minds of our world have created, and unbelievable to think what inventions the great minds of our world will create next. So for the next inventor ready to create the next game-changing invention, how about pattening these simple yet making-life-easier ideas?

1. Windshield Glasses: Glasses are great when it’s a clear day outside, but when rainy weather or hot soup comes one’s way, it’s impaired vision all over again. The solution––eyeglasses wipers, windshield style. Rain and bug guts, adieu.
   
2. Car Searchlight: For all the times you leave the grocery store or shopping mall and completely forget where you parked your car: behold, the car searchlight. Push the button on your keys and wait for your car to light up the sky **only workable at night.
3. Mirror Opinionator: A mirror that not only tells you the date, time, weather and your to-do list, but tells you the truth about your outfit, too. Say goodbye to awkward “does this look okay?” conversations and receive the blunt truth, fashion police style.
4. Nail Polish Brush Extension: College budget can’t support another professional pedicure, but weak back can’t withstand the strain of bending over to reach your toes to paint them yourself. Voila, the nail polish brush extension. With a separate extension to attach to your nail polish brush, you can paint your toes from an upright position. Netflix and chill without breaking your back. It’s economical and ergonomic—the best of both worlds.
5. Snot Rocket: Clogged up? Use the snot rocket to suck out all the mucus and snot. Headaches relieved. Congestion a thing of the past. Breathing so much easier.